However, life has changed more than I ever would have thought. Any parent can probably related to this but especially the single moms and dads out there. Here are the list of things that have changed to one thing into another... Here is how it goes down for me now...
1) Laundry night is the new Friday night (and Saturday night).
2) Online dating is the new dating.
3) Finding a single dad online is the new landing a hot catch who shares the same interests.
Getting “winked” at online by men who are your father’s age is the new getting hit on by the creepy guys a the club, bar, frat party, etc…
4)Running errands while your mom watches the kids is the new “Treat yo’ self” day.
5) Wearing a favorite tee shirt with a different pair of pants is the new outfit. LarRoe leggings are my very must have item!
6) Online shopping is the new black Friday shopping... Thank God for Amazon Prime.
7) Going to the gym to get a 2 hour break while your kids are at Kid Space is the new going to the gym to get a good workout and check out hot guys.
8) Having a glass of wine with a girlfriend on a Wednesday night at a bar painting in the evening is the new multiple shots at a bar with friends all night long
9) Heck, having a glass of wine with a girlfriend on a Friday evening is the new big night out, even when its on your sofa and watching a chick flick
10) Sleeping until 7am is the new sleeping past noon.
11) Getting 5 hours of uninterrupted sleep is the new 8-10 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
12) Yoga pants are the new sexy pajamas.
13) Sprinting after your kid who just bolted in a busy parking lot is the new training for a 10K.
14) Throwing on nail polish before a hot date is now the trip to the spa....
15) Shopping at consignment shops is the new trip to Nordstrom.
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