About me

This is me.  

I'm 42....

2016 sucked balls. 

A divorced single mom

 of beautiful twin boys. 

I'm a smart ass.
2019 the boys and I left our home in Washington State
to Las Vegas to be closer to family...
to new begingings

I enjoy short walks to the bathroom to pee alone. 

I am funny like Melissa McCarthy, 

no not Jenny McCarthy that was in playboy and 

is married to the guy from NKOTB...

The fat one. 

I love to travel... 

to Target for a 2 hour vacation away 

all alone and by myself. 

I love my DVR and 

binge watching Netflix.

While eating ice cream from the container. 

And chasing it with whip cream from the can 

straight into my big mouth. 

Did you know that you can put 

a whole bottle of wine 

into the big 

Starbucks cup with the straw 

and no one at the 

PTA meeting will know your drinking wine......

YOUR WELCOME. 

My favorite quote is..

"Sometimes 

the bad things that happen 

In our lives 

put us directly 

on the path  

to the best things

that will ever happened to

US!"